World Worst Pick up lines

after searching the bars of the world i have compiled a list of horrible pick up lines, but i warn u its mind numbing:

• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
  
• My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and coming and going and coming and going and coming .......
  
• I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
  
• Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead .......... yield?
  
• Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
  
• You are like Visa....you are every where I want to be!
  
• Are those 'space pants'?....your ass is out of this world!
  
• I lost my phone number...can I have yours?
  
• Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
  
• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
  
• i don't have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?
  
• i wish i was cross-eyed baby, so i could see you twice
  
• do you believe in love at first site, or should i walk by again?
  
• girl, you must be Jamaican, cuz Jamacian me crazy!
  
• How would you like your breakfast eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
  
• Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway
  
• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  
• Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
  
• F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
  
• I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me
  
• I've got the F, the C, and the K. now all i need is U!
  
• Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
  
• Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
  
• Excuse me. Have I f*cked you yet?

P.S. add to the list

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. " HAHAHAHA

I think I would actually punch someone who said any of those to me D:
Orrrr give them the reject hot line haha

Taka D:...I miss my teddy bear....Will you sleep with me?

lmao, okay anyone I didn't already know.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

"........... .........."
Yea that's all that needs to be said about anyone that tries to use these for real. X.X

This is an old favorite for picking up those "hefty" girls

"You know, you really don't sweat much for a fat b*tch"

-.-

"How would you like your breakfast eggs, scrambled or fertilized?"

Best one, hands down xD

Hey! Can I put the dick in?

Successfully used a bunch of times.