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shadowbludd
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PostSubject: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeFri Jan 01, 2010 11:22 pm

after searching the bars of the world i have compiled a list of horrible pick up lines, but i warn u its mind numbing:



  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  • If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  • I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  • Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
  • My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and coming and going and coming and going and coming .......
  • I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
  • Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead .......... yield?
  • Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
  • You are like Visa....you are every where I want to be!
  • Are those 'space pants'?....your ass is out of this world!
  • I lost my phone number...can I have yours?
  • Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
  • i don't have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?
  • i wish i was cross-eyed baby, so i could see you twice
  • do you believe in love at first site, or should i walk by again?
  • girl, you must be Jamaican, cuz Jamacian me crazy!
  • How would you like your breakfast eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
  • Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway
  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  • Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
  • F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
  • I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me
  • I've got the F, the C, and the K. now all i need is U!
  • Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
  • Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
  • Excuse me. Have I f*cked you yet?


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ZhenKai
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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 5:24 am

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. " HAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 5:41 am

I think I would actually punch someone who said any of those to me D:
Orrrr give them the reject hot line haha
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ZhenKai
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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 6:20 am

Taka D:...I miss my teddy bear....Will you sleep with me?
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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 5:03 pm

lmao, okay anyone I didn't already know.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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SoulSuckHer
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Age : 35
Location : North Dakota, USA

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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 7:43 pm

"........... .........."
Yea that's all that needs to be said about anyone that tries to use these for real. X.X
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LordTalos
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LordTalos

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Join date : 2009-08-16
Age : 43
Location : Central Texas

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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 7:59 pm

This is an old favorite for picking up those "hefty" girls

"You know, you really don't sweat much for a fat b*tch"

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Battlefield
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Join date : 2009-09-25
Age : 31
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PostSubject: Re: World Worst Pick up lines   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeTue Jan 05, 2010 8:46 pm

"How would you like your breakfast eggs, scrambled or fertilized?"

Best one, hands down xD
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Daileron
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PostSubject: I have actually used this one...   World Worst Pick up lines Icon_minitimeWed Jan 06, 2010 9:53 pm

Hey! Can I put the dick in?

Successfully used a bunch of times.
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